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Monkeys and weed
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[ DocJeff ]
2008-07-09 20:36:55 UTC
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',and that he's going
to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water
did you drink?

/Doc - mmm, weed
-=Biscuit=-
2008-07-09 20:52:49 UTC
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/Doc - mmm, weed
*blink*

Who ARE you, and what have you done with DocJeff?
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FrozenNorth
2008-07-09 21:03:33 UTC
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/Doc - mmm, weed
*blink*
Who ARE you, and what have you done with DocJeff?
Be has been BuZzardiZed.
HTH
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Froz...
sarchasm
2008-07-10 08:31:24 UTC
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/Doc - mmm, weed
*blink*
Who ARE you, and what have you done with DocJeff?
Obviously, he's been doc-napped by errant monkies. Was that their ransom
note?

~sar
What is a bottomless pit? Could be that strip-joint down on Broadway & Main
that no one admits to frequenting frequently, (freqqy, ain't it?)
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K. A. Cannon
2008-07-09 22:55:37 UTC
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On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:36:55 -0700, "[ DocJeff ]"
Post by [ DocJeff ]
A monkey is
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/Doc - mmm, weed
Good stuff.
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